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squirreled

when a girl is sucking your nuts and she bites them
damn, that girl just squirreled my shit
by dylan_stask March 24, 2023
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squirreling

The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.
On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.

In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.
by Ervty August 4, 2017
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Squirrels

Squirrels, I forgot to reply to your message.
by Eyes89 November 2, 2021
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squirrel

A mammal with a bushy tail
Typically very...interesting
Also very aggressive
Dug: Squirrel!
Carl: Pay attention.
by UncleMonty_01 January 29, 2023
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Squirrel

A pet name for someone you love. (Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse, etc.) Coined by Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 in their song Hello, featured on the EP 'But You Caint Use My Phone"
I missed you, Squirrel. Don't change, Squirrel.
by KewTy January 29, 2017
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Squirrel

To be really annoying in skywars
this fucking squirrel
stop squirreling
by jdklfgreiop November 26, 2022
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squirrel queen

One who is prudent,shrewd,world revolved only around them and noone else. If they dont see what they like they will tell you off and take control of you. Typical bitch.

One would have lots of sex with many nuts. One would like jewlerry or cash in return for sex. One who stares at virgins and tries to seduce them. Thats squirrel queen.
man1 look a squirrel queen
squirrel queen- blinks eyes "ohhhh cuttteee"
man1 don't stare at me or my package
squirrel queen- submit to me i want you and your nuts.
man1-no i will not
squirrel queen fine i will force you to now.
man1 my virginity
squirrel queen i stole your virginity :) and i am squirrel queen collectors of nuts.
man1 whore
by redwhale1387 April 19, 2011
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