Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

pushing steel with sex appeal

How Greg with 2 Gs be pushing barges.

That’s how Greg earns them papers, by pushing steel with sex appeal.

by MrMrEZG July 20, 2025

plushie pervert

what you call someone with a labubu. Coined by the famous youtuber Jacks "Jack Douglas" films on 07/25/2025.

Person 1: do you want a labubu?
Person 2: no you plushie pervert

by eyeshot July 24, 2025

Plushie Pervert

Creepy old men or women who collect lots of plush animals and fondle them inappropriately.

Did you see how Jack is holding and squeezing that stuffed doll? Look where his fingers are, that plushie pervert!

by Bitterman59 July 24, 2025

Plushious

The combination of plush and luscious.

Sam: “Was that girl we saw across the crowd Emily?”

Augustus: “Nah I got a good look at her, her lips were nowhere near as plushious at Emily’s definitely wasn’t her. She was still pretty hot though.”

by CarthOnasi71 August 12, 2025

Pushing P

The almighty power of God restoring and transforming any situation against the innocent and His vengence against their oppositions...magnified to know it is Him.

"Touch NOT my annoited!" The enemy was warned but continued to cause harm to a chosen one, now God is Pushing P in their lives and they're losing everything.

by Glory Carrier November 16, 2025

Plushize

To make something soft, an action word

*me squished between a pile of blankets and a car door*
Me: "this is the most comfortable position I've ever been in"

Friend: "are you fr?"

Me: "maybe if you plushize this door it would be more comfortable"

by Jakisthebestboy November 22, 2025