The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.
With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021
Get the Sane Patrick's Daymug. When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.
I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".
by Macsteed November 1, 2016
Get the Patrick McGoohandmug. by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020
Get the Patrick Wizel Cocktailmug. by you’re welcome, short king December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation
by ghddfg October 25, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god
by SOFTHAMSTER July 16, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick has a huge DICK
by YES SIR< BIG OLLL DICK DICK June 7, 2022
Get the Patrickmug.