Johnnies

An irish slang word for condoms

Person 1: "You using Johnnies, are ya?"
Person 2: "Ay,"

by Smol_Baain August 23, 2022

Johnny

A man who’s the Most intelligent, Deep Thinker, Thinks outside the box space sky, he’s thinks everything in life & after death & end of the world. Has Zero Intrusive thoughts because he’s built different & deserves to live Great.

Johnny is not a lame name anymore, Johnny yes papa, The world will know his Name for something greater & above average.

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

Johnny Burns

This guy is the smartest most funny guy ever. I would def have gay sex with him.

Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.

by Opulentbitch February 5, 2023

Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense

Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Johnny Pizza

A fortnite skin from 2019 known for having a larger ass than all other male skins

I just got the Johnny Pizza skin, it's got me drooling in every match

by hamburger man 146y710235701245 June 8, 2023

Johnny

A Neo-Nazi that goes to your school, and whom you are friends with.

I am friends with Johnny.

by CarCarCar January 20, 2022