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New Rochelle

City in Westchester county outside of New York City. Wrongly assumed to be ghetto by the more "upper class" towns of westchester like it's neighbor scarsdale. New Rochelle does have a run down and dangerous area in the downtown past the New Roc movie theater complex. Yet there is a very nice area of New Rochelle by the water and also by Wykagil. People always refer to this wealthier area as North End which is the home of alot of jews. North Enders often don't even venture into downtown New Ro and have never even heard of places like Lincoln park and Trinity school. You can usually tell the north enders from the rest of them by what middle school a kid went to. Albert Leonard is nicer and while diverse its in the north end. Isaac Young is run down and there are never more then 5 white kids in a class. New Ro actually has an excellent high school that looks like a castle, has two lakes, a brand new wing and a diverse student population. There are hispanics, definatly gangster kids (which explains the stabbing of 08)YES STABBING but there are a surprising amount of JAPs too. They party every night but manage to keep up with their AP classes. New Ro also has the best football team around making it all the way to the state championships in 09. NRHS football fully enjoys crushing the Scarsdale football team every chance they get.
Northender: Urghh don't you remember when the computers in the library stopped working at Albert Leonard??
Northender: OMG yeah that was rly annoying!
Southender: what the fuck yo computers? howd u get that shit at isaac we didn't even have a library we didn't have no textbooks yo all we had was dem mice

LETS GO NEW RO! aka New Rochelle
New Rochelle by Elliebeth December 29, 2009
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new breed 

People who want to be a goth/mosher/emo etc. but try too hard by doing things without knowing what they are. They only do them because other people do.
Person: Wow! Nice skateboard! What tricks can you do?
New breed: Erm... I can't skate..
Person: Why have you got it with you then?
New breed:Cause it looks cool.
new breed by imcoolhaha February 14, 2006

New York Breakfast 

The sexual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic fellatio on a man/woman's feces when they are half-way out of the anus.
The man was very excited when his poop came half-way out and Jeremy began giving him a New York Breakfast.

New Paltz 

Located in the Hudson Valley of New York. Colorful, mountainous utopia of hippies, D1 ruggers, and an exceptionally good-looking university soccer team. The town that inspired Bob Dylan to pen "All Along the Watchtower" and Paul Simon's " Killer goes to College". People play bongos at 4 am and the geese have phallus-shaped heads. There are an array of quaint boutiques and ethnic eateries in the downtown area.
New Paltz is the Poor Man's Greenwich Village.
New Paltz by carly2 October 16, 2005

New York Mentality 

The belief that New York is the center of the world and that nothing more than 2 hours outside of New York City is a part of America.

A misguided perception of non-New Yorkers and the belief that others are provincial because they don't live in NYC.

The idea that everything you could ever want is in NYC and there is no good reason to ever leave.
New Yorker: So where are you from?
Maryland-er: I'm from Baltimore.
New Yorker: What do you mean Baltimore? I thought you were going to say Brooklyn. Baltimore? That's so far away, that's like in the middle of nowhere!
Maryland-er: Dude, it's like 3 hours from here.
New Yorker: I know! It's so far!
Maryland-er: Man, you have such a New York Mentality.

New York Nuke 

When anyone from the city of New York takes a super dump and stinks up the house so badly that all inhabitants loose consciousness.
Damn son! That fool done let off a New York Nuke and killed us all!
New York Nuke by HeaviHitter January 18, 2005

New Jersey 

The best state in the U.S. Even though most people hate on N.J., it has the best corn and tomatoes, among other things. New Jersey is also famous for Bon Jovi, Redman, Queen Latifah, Naughty By Nature, Bruce Springstein, and many others.
Place where are all of the major casinos are located on the East Coast.
New Jersey by Inspector Gadget August 19, 2004