The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020

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the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.

That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.

by zRozin January 27, 2021

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Cunt muddle

Cunt who is always muddling in other people's business

That Cunt Muddle needs to worry about her own damn kids instead of kine.

by Cunt muddler June 2, 2021

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UR MUDDER

ur mudder is dmitry/dis-man-pee/dis-meat-tree/treasure chest nerd

ur mudder is known to be fast

by smoothiefullofpeaches October 7, 2021

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Tough Mudder

A really difficult shit.

Aaron: “Where are you off to Janelle?”
Janelle: “I need to tame a beast, I’ve had a tough mudder brewing all morning. If I don’t hurry up it’s gonna turn into a mud slide!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

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