Dmitry

If there was ever a definition of awesome - this is it.

Dmitry can plant a tree and solve world hunger. At the same time.

by shizzle nizzle fo fizzle February 05, 2010

Dmitry

Awsome mozerfucker, that drinks a lot of alcohol and smokes a lot of weed.

Shit! He's even better than Dmitry!

by Coocoococoo November 01, 2011

Dmitri

1. a hallucinogenic drug (also known as Dimethyltryptamine), found in a wide variety of plants, cats, and the pineal gland and spine of humans.
2. a portal.

1. Did you bring Dmitri?
2. I need to go to Dmitri.

by Louis Wain II March 09, 2009

dmitri

A Canadian university student who has immigrated from Belarus (aka. Russia). Typically found drunk singing the Russian national anthem at local bars/pubs/family restaurants.

That guy is drunk on four beers - he's so obviously dmitri...

by Testicleez July 26, 2006

Dmitry

(Noun)
A polish, Russian, and Belarusian boy. The sweetest guy a girl can ever come across. Dark hair, and the prettiest hazel-ish green eyes, all you can do is just look and admire them. A man who overcomes obstacles in faith. Who worships in awe of your kindness. The man who is dedicated to helping throughout your ups and downs and has the highest hopes to live a happy life with the woman he loves most

“I can’t get over how much if a sweetheart Dmitry is!”

by Cute Microwave March 26, 2022

Dmitri

Sexy blonde Russian male that seems fine and dandy until you realize that he occasionally cross dresses. Usually a giant man whore that admits he's gay and taken. When you try to screw him, his giant ass Russian boyfriend kicks your ass.

Boy 1: Did you see Dmitri last night?

Boy 2: Oh yeah, that gay ass Russian guy I thought was a girl?

Boy 1: No way, man.

by VeckAero May 16, 2012

Dmitri

Dmitri is that guy who plays outdated games and tells really bad jokes. He generally thinks he is hysterical but in reality, people think he is a dumbass. However, he is Russian and generally is good at academics which annoys people as they want more reasons to hate him.

Dmitri is an annoying fuck

by Peter Snider May 19, 2021