(n) Half-man, half-pig, it's speculated that the government has been experimenting with pig men since the 50's. Made famous by Cosmo Kramer in the TV sit-com "Seinfeld" in the episode "The Bris".
"Believe me, Jerry. Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished 'oink' of Pig-Man cries out for help."
by Tizztone July 26, 2012
Get the pig-man mug.A unique and somewhat rare type of bird that lives mainly in New York City and New Jersey. The man Birds are typically 5 to 6 feet tall, and look like human bodies with heads that resemble the Bald Eagle and wings. The first Man Bird was born in New Jersey. Raised by a typical New Jersey family, the Man Bird speaks using one english phrase: Suck My Balls! The Man Bird language has over 50 sentences using the one phrase, and it is the most complicated language on Earth. The Man Bird lives off a steady diet of pennies, nickels and dimes (not quarters though.) The Man Bird has an aphasic shaped flap covering its gentles. Man Birds are usually very angry, and usually will attack humans with their flap if they feel threatened.
"Holy Shit look out! there's a flock of pissed off Man Birds headed right near us!"
"Quickly! throw your change and run for your life!"
"Quickly! throw your change and run for your life!"
by The Manbird January 4, 2012
Get the Man Bird mug.by pluck my pubes November 13, 2020
Get the The Act Man mug.
by Chips March 19, 2004
Get the man chowder mug.A saddle horn for your boyfriend
by Sir Pudlong September 8, 2020
Get the Man Bun mug.Someone who places their career above all other things, often at the cost of fun, friends, and human interaction. Often displays sycophantic behavior to earn favor from their superiors, similar to a "kiss ass" or "brown noser".
Poor Ryan, his girlfriend of 6 years dumped him because he never spent time with her. He was always at work. What a sad, sad, company man.
by fred_morales September 2, 2009
Get the Company Man mug.