land-so-grotty

Onomatopoeia; Lanzarote, island in the Spanish Canaries located in the Atlantic ocean.

Bob: "I'm off one me hols next week"

Ted: "where you going?"

Bob: "Land-so-grotty" Lanzarote

by catfuckerman July 18, 2011

land o' goshin'

everbuddy in the Land o' Goshin' is incredulous at certain things the sophisticates and city slickers take for granted and think is ho-hum . . . Ordinary.

when you ride through a provincial place--say, for example-- the mid-west states,

and you're in, like, a Model T, newly on the roads, & all the denizens come out onto the streets; they look and they points, and they say, 'garsh' or 'gahw', or 'goh-lee', or sometimes they will even say 'yikes!' & then,

you know you're in . . . another . . . Land o' Goshin'.

by socialista October 25, 2011

Lanced

To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated

They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

served owned caught found found out hated

by Smashers242 January 16, 2013

Land Crab

A 'Land Crab' is a person that is very un-accustomed to the sea. Or one that IS accustomed to the sea - but just do not like it.
This term is derived from the norwegian word 'Landkrabbe'.

The other guys wanted him to get in the boat with them, but since there was a bit of wind, and him being a land crab, he declined and walked away..

by SAMANTICMAN February 12, 2019

Land Transport Guru

A group of racist and bigotry group that supports far right conspiracy theories.

Is Donovan a Land Transport Guru?

by Singapore Buses June 4, 2020

Landcow

A mythical behemoth that consumes all in its path. Its appetite cannot be sated, and it is said to be the harbinger of end times.

Dave is avoiding going home at all cost. Says his wife is a Landcow.

by Mr David landau November 19, 2020

Lameducation

The Lamestream Education System. The system of education that creates generations of Sheeple who cannot think for themselves. The Lameducation System are not limited from K-12, it extends into Higher Lameducation Institutions such as Liberal Arts Colleges and Universities and Graduate School, which at these higher levels produce Sheeple with useless degrees in useless Majors which hundreds of thousands of dollars in Student Debt and no real job prospects locking them into a never ending dependence on Lamestream Institutions. Which is exactly what the Lamestream Elite Wants, Sheeple with Huge Amounts of Debt who are followers not free thinkers.

Past Tense: Lameducated

Adjective: Lameducational

I am a product of the Public Lameducation System.

I just got my Masters Degree in Lameducation, now I get to teach all new generations how to think EXACTLY like me and my teachers and their teachers...

I am highly lameducated, you have to listen to me, your 30 years of professional experience means nothing, I should be your boss, and you have to pay me more than you make because of my Lameducation and I know how to multi-task on both iPhone and Android.

I watch youtube all day, it's highly Lameducational.

by SrcMaker January 3, 2021