Flamin’ Hot Logs

The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.
Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.
by SoccerislifeLMAO December 14, 2022
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chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011
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Roll the log

When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.
Me and Sharon tried Roll the log
by Skanky Pigeon September 28, 2019
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Cross Logs

When two people shit in the same toilet.
"Hey man wanna go to the bathroom and cross logs together?
by Bodhei April 10, 2019
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log watcher

Someone who constantly keeps his finger on the pulse of the community by watching activity logs.
If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!
by UD February 28, 2002
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moth logging

The act of crushing moths into a paste and using it for an enema.
Thomas is moth logging because he has eaten too many tupperware boxes. Thomas's moth logging addiction is consuming his life. His children are scared for life and will never be the same.
by Aedion232323 March 15, 2024
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Jet log

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.
by keepinitgiebel July 06, 2022
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