that roommate that kicks you out of your room at 10:00pm on a Friday after a long week of school because she's going to a recital the next day and her mom is picking her up at 10:30am....
by 2milelane December 21, 2017
Get the jessicaaaa mug.A Jessicaism is the tradition of saying on New Year's Day any thing one is doing for the first time that year
For example:
" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
For example:
" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
A Jessicaism is when your friend says in New Year's : This is the first time I've talked to you all year.
by Queen Crone December 31, 2018
Get the Jessicaism mug.Related Words
JessicaPalmadessa is such an instagram baddie!
by Jess Palmadessa January 7, 2021
Get the Jessicapalmadessa mug.by simpforwomen August 16, 2021
Get the jessicasexual mug.by diamondsword September 12, 2021
Get the Jessicatheemo mug.You may have heard of “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” it is not a joke.
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” it is not a joke.
Hey man have you heard of Jessicaisyourmom”
“No?”
“You have to send “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” to 10 people or Jessica.. isn’t your mom.”
“No?”
“You have to send “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” to 10 people or Jessica.. isn’t your mom.”
by Jessicayourmom December 8, 2021
Get the Jessicaisyourmom mug."do you know jessicayaniv?"
"yeah they spend all day posting racist shit online but are too pussy to say shit irl"
"yeah they spend all day posting racist shit online but are too pussy to say shit irl"
by Mantis138 February 22, 2022
Get the JessicaYaniv mug.