Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.

If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.

by MrsMissa January 1, 2012

jesi

someone completely different than you've ever met. she's athletic, sexy & sweet, but doesn't put up with shit. she does things her own way and won't let anyone tell her how to live her life. she has a secret past that no one knows about and plans to keep it that way. jesi's a daredevil, very outgoing, and willing to try everything atleast once. she's strong with her beliefs and will tell you when you're doing something she doesn't agree with.

mark: "have you met jesi?"

james: "yeaaah maaan...she's somethin else!"

by joby16 October 19, 2008

Nazi Wrestling Hackers for Jesus

A bunch of nazi wrestling hackers who are for Jesus. Or a bunch of hackers for Jesus who wrestle nazis. Or something.

NWH4J is and remains the best place for porn.

by Kaptian Kürbis February 18, 2004

Jesse

A kid with dirty blonde hair and eyes like emerald hazel. Caring to an unbecoming nature, these people embody the nurturing spirit. Jesse's are all macho and bluster on the exterior, get to know them and they are incredibly loyal and caring creatures. When they get tired they are known to be squishy and cuddly.

Incredible people to befriend, Jesse's have infectious smiles and incredible strength of character. They aren't afraid of hard work and will stubbornly apply their total will towards accomplishing a goal.
Gifted in the arts of romance, Jesse's are horrible romantics and desire to fix all that is broken before them.
Jesse is the perfect friend to have, will always have your back. Faithful to the end.

That kid is amazing, I knew when I saw him he must be a Jesse

by WornLover June 17, 2013

Jessica

A greek name which means "What god beholds"

Actual meaning: Very impish, pretty, complex, deadly.

"Man that jessica girl is pretty, but i cant read her."

by sticksstonesxx March 24, 2009

jesuits

The popular name for the monastic order called the Society of Jesus. The order was founded by Ignatius de Loyola in 1534, and was recognized by the pope in 1540. The mission of the Jesuits was in three areas: teaching, service to the nobility, and missionary work in foreign lands. Their greatest mark was made in education, and the Collegio Romano was their primary seminary.

See above....wait, the example is too short???

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

by John Gibby January 7, 2005