nigga im asian

when ur black but ur also asian

black fella: wut up my nigga
black Asian: nigga im asian

by nigga i is asian May 2, 2018

Oh Im God

When you are beyond shocked and trying to control the situation. You become a God but still tripping on the issue.

“Oh Im God” did that woman just drop a load on my sofa

by CalltheSky July 29, 2018

fuck_im_gay

piss kink person

”You know fuck_im_gay right?” ”Oh yeah, the piss kink person?”

by ur dad <3 June 29, 2021

Man im dead

Used when someone makes an unfunny joke

Person 1: Guess what
Person 2: What
Person 1: Chicken butt.
Person 2: Man im dead

by MamaHuevoJoño December 13, 2022

Post Office IM

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.

Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!

by Gray84 October 3, 2009

Fuck it ~ Im Bitchin

It when you throw your hands in the air, rant, rave and Bitch about a subject. Fuck what other people think and their stupid ass opinions , because you are just that fucking bad ass.

Fuck it ~ Im Bitchin , I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR MY ADVICE AND THEN I HELP THEM OUT AND GIVE IT TO THEM. THIS IS AFTER I HAVE SPENT TIME LISTENING TO THEIR MOTHER FUCKING DRAMA AND THEN GOING TO DO SOME MORE RESEARCH ON THEIR ISSUE IF I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO FIX YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM. THEN THEY DO NOT USE ANY OF IT. WELL FUCK YOU TOO!!! STOP WASTING MY MOTHER FUCKING TIME.

by Just Bitchin January 11, 2013

Slat Slat momma im TD

When your td the fuck up off the tc and your mother asks how you are doing.

Megaheads stupid headass said to his mom when he was wasted cause he's a light weight "slat slat momma im td".

by senor layhey the alcholic October 25, 2020