Voicemail Rape

When you ring a friend and leave a stupidly long message so that they have to listen to it all to delete it.

You can sing to them play an annoying song as long as it takes a lot of time and they hate the little voice mail icon.

Victim - "Oh look I have a voicemail"

Phone - *never gunna give you up*
5 Minutes later
Phone - *Who you gunna call Ghostbusters*
Victim - "I've been Fucking voice mail raped"
That would be voicemail rape

by Alec Mason2 October 27, 2010

giggle-rape

Someone who giggles insistently for absolutely no reason what so ever and has no hope in hell of stopping. This person can usually look at another person or object immediately after they stopped giggling and begin anew.

Dude, I was out last night and got giggle-raped by Tammy!

by King Nos December 9, 2008

Spaz Rape

Killing every one While using the spaz on call of duty black ops

Me: dude I'm spaz raping right now, I just killed 12 people

Andrew: dude holy crap I wish I could spaz rape

by Morriscode58 May 25, 2011

Ear Rape

Basically a loud-ass noise or Justin Bieber, destroying your ears, as i can't show a link, search up "Wake me up inside" and click a red skeleton with laser eyes.. I don't know honestly.

A random person that is wittnessing ear rape: FUCKING EAR RAPE OH GODDDD KILL ME

by FoxyTheFab November 8, 2016

Wallet Raped

When you go to buy something, and then when your about to pay, you realise that its really expensive but its too late to go back. And you have to buy it. You feel ripped off!

When you are buying popcorn from the cinema. When you pay for it you find out its £5.
- "just the popcorn thanks"
= "ok, thats £5.50 then please."
- WTF, rip off"
= u well just got wallet raped man!"

by wozpot March 19, 2009

Seat Raped

The act of leaving your chair for a second, perhaps to use the bathroom/get a drink, only to have said chair occupied by a seat hunter. Usually on field trips, or at parties.

Rapee: I have to get a drink (stand up and leave) . (Return) What the fuck, you just seat raped me.

Raper: Move your feet lose your seat!

Rapee: Fuck You!

by Kalei June 7, 2007

gaze rape

When someone holds eye contact too intensely for too long and you walk away feeling violated.

"He wouldn't keep eye contact with me"
"Well, it's understandable. You're known for your gaze rape"

by bowtheif September 14, 2016