German

When someone hits you on the top of your head with their fist for saying something stupid.

John: Can we eat chicken?

Jasin: no shit. Dude! That's a German (hits John on his head)

John ouch!!:

by Nikki aka thug Barbie June 17, 2008

germale

Germale is a true "G" , He'll take yo bitch like a boss and have you watch. Germale will cut a nigga just for looking at him wrong. Germale sure as fuck don't play. Unless it's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Germale is a straight Boss

by Scoobie Da Boss Cottonmouth November 25, 2014

german skateboard

also known as the fingerboard, like a tech deck, but greater quality and amazing craftmans ship

do you like my new german skateboard? its the latest fingerboard technology.

by silly goose1262 March 9, 2010

German Banjoed

When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.

Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!

by Bobby Ford August 23, 2011

German Oven

A large oven of the walk in variety, unlike a standard wall oven a german oven has standing room for many Slavs, Jews, gypsies and homosexuals

There was room for many Mondays in the german oven

The german oven had lots of room to clear out the ghetto

by Comradechairperson May 10, 2015

german pineapple

When a man stick his dick in a pile of shit shoves it in the women's ass then shoves it her vagina and the women licks the mans penis while it's still covered in shit

You really gave me a great German pineapple last night Justin

by BEEFCAKE89 May 8, 2016

German Octopus

Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.

I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.

by Anna Leeee March 2, 2017