Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 4, 2022

While thrusting in doggy style, you reach back to cup a fart, and then cover her mouth with said fart proclaiming "welcome to the gas chambers bitch!" while finishing with the nazi salute and looking to the stars
by MacMongo March 8, 2025

is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.
"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"
by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025
