Flapping the flag

Jacking off.

"-Yo,did you know that Johnny is flapping the flag under the showers?
-Seriously?"

by TypowyLaman January 15, 2019

tea flapping

The female equivalent of tea bagging

i just got killed on cod, that girl is tea flapping me

by mooksmorgan October 15, 2020

Crack Flaps

Farting; flatulence - the act by which the gas from your bowels flaps the buttex cheeks together.

You might want to grab some toilet paper, those crack flaps sounded wet.

by DANZO91 October 20, 2017

Executive flap

The exuberance of senior managers to accelerate their pursuit of an activity, without due rationality. Typically the after-effect of an Executive’s comment, sometimes directional, other times unintentional. The result often being chaos, confusion and flap.

Oh this project is full of executive flap, it's a nightmare

by DickieDes October 5, 2021

flaps

The fleshy part of the female genitalia that flap around when you have a dance

My friend Paula has lovely flaps. They're even gluten free!!!

by flappyfeatures October 25, 2018

Shart Flap

A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.

Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.

by Commando Shorts November 6, 2022

Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.

"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"

by clemfandango July 17, 2021