The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.
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The scurge of eating large amounts of food while trying to lose weight. It is not physically feasable and many women and even some men will ask do these jeans make my butt look big....no bitch you a fat ass
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Get the Straw diet mug.someone who believes that a diet is good idea and yet they never lose weight. Hmmmmm what’s going on there hey? They are a dumb diet because they eat the things that are opposite of the diet.
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