dassey

Someone who is completely stupid and says "Yeah.." to everything.

"Did you do 9/11?"
- "Yeah..."

Brendan, you fucking dassey. You were only 10 years old then!

by HardtailDrummer October 7, 2016

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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.

Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"

by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016

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Dassey effect

Too big of dick might kill someone.

Rachel die her bf got the dassey effect

by longduckdong.gov June 23, 2016

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Dassey'd

To respond to a direct message verbal or otherwise with a blank dead stare off into space. Popularized by Brendan Dassey on the Netflix original series Making a Murderer.

That bitch just Dassey'd me.

by longduckdong.gov June 24, 2016

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Date and Drop

When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.

"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.

"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.

by swiffer.the.pussy69 December 1, 2016

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