Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

Cross on his throat

One who falls in love way too easy, has low self esteem, manages a halfway house , and is screaming for attention in all the wrong ways.. usually goes by the name of John

You know that guy with the cross on his throat.... yeah hes a total Og Squirter

by OGBobbySquirter November 18, 2019

why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Cross arm

Any structural part in a mechanical object that is essential to the mechanical thing running.

"Fkin blew my cross arm again godamit"

by Papa hecker December 11, 2024

CROSSED THE SOUND

When you tongue punch a black girl’s fart box after Mexican Buffett and make out with her afterward

Yo bro do you have a breath mint? I just crossed the sound

by Joemo1994 December 14, 2019

Cross Shits

The sudden onslaught of nervous diarrhea brought on right before a cross fit workout.

The thought of doing such an intense workout made him so nervous that he spent 30 minutes in the bathroom with Cross Shits.

by The Sugar Bear December 14, 2019

cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025