x-crap

You say all these names that X-Box should have been called... make up your mind, pindickhead.

Sony Roolz's mom's name is X-Crap.

by Republican Nazi September 29, 2003

what the crap?

What the crap? You can't define "What the crap?", it's just there. Holy crap!

The car has exploded and everyone has survived, but the car is totalled.

What the crap?

:(

by Stephanie May 10, 2004

Crap on ice

1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.

"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"

by Yuv March 19, 2005

crap hazard

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.

1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.

2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)

by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005

crap-tastical

absolutely anything that is outstandingly pants

man, this lesson is crap-tastical

by marmite January 27, 2006

crap-a-dooly

Same as crap used as a adjective, only less intensive. Kids can use this word and not get in trouble.

Man, I missed the bus. Crap-a-dooly!

Crap-a-dooly that car is fast!

by Dyl pickle June 29, 2006

chapron

the one in a group of friends that everyone takes the piss out of

man that kid is such a chapron

by alrite lads August 15, 2008