Brand-Newbian

In ancient Egypt, when a pyramid-building slave died, they would just get another slave to replace him, usually from Nubia.

Aliens didn't build the pyramids, millions and millions of slaves did; when one died, they were easily replaced with a brand-newbian!

by responsible November 9, 2014

Brandon Kim

A very insecure person. He has chappy lips all the time and an erect Johnnie all the time. He is a complete ladies man. He loves his women, Katherine Wu, Lauren Shim, Jisoo Park, and Joshua Nam. He thinks he is good at basketball, but he is. He is the best basketball players out there. He is very good at mandarin, and is rich. He is rich but dresses homeless. Get yourself a Brandon, a skinny, fat, sexy mother fucker

Jisoo: Hi Brandon
Brandon: Hi katherine wu!

I want to be Brandon Kim for Halloween because a Brandon Kim is someone who scares everybody.

by thatniggadean October 10, 2019

Brandon Herrera

AKA "AK Daddy" and "Papa Kalash"

A youtube gun celebrity and owner of the AKG firearms company. His main project over at AKG is the AK-50.
Known for his Gun Meme Review and Cursed Gun Images video series'. Currently hated by both Demolition Ranch and Kentucky Ballistics for quote, "playing them against each other." (;

Brandon Herrera, the greatest lover of kalashes and the Daddy of all AKs. One day, Brandon will successfully produce the AK-50 which will be the biggest and baddest AK ever made.

by Paulson Harrell September 8, 2020

Brando Sando

Truly the greatest storytelling visionary to embody the fantasy era zeitgeist of our post-modern capitalist society. His contemporary philosophical book series 'Mistborn' is the unrivalled marker of true talent, and really exemplifies the rampant dystopian consumerism present in our society.

Some say Brando Sando is the next coming of the equally legendary author Jojor Wel. Others claim that he's the "most voraciousist of them all!" Whoever he is, rest assured knowing his fame and sheer literary talent lies unmatched, at the very peak of modern storytelling, and rivalled only by the great philanthropist, philosopher and literary scholar, E. Carle.
In all regards, it should be implored to make Brando Sando Mandotory reading in schools.
Slava Brando!

average arrWriting user: "If you like Russian literature similar to that of Dostoevesky, you'll love Brando Sando!"
Another arrWriting user: "Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell".

by Kongjie June 3, 2022

Joe Brandon

Literal Dementia. Used to describe when one cannot remember or stumble in speech.

Person one: I think that we should awebufagulabiusescuseme....ahem
Person two: think you just had a Joe Brandon!

by Маршал Чилтонов July 7, 2022

Big Nigga Brandon

Big Nigga Brandon, the nigga who owns tiddy fucc and has lots of sex with athena, its pretty hot i watched once

man BIG NIGGA BRANDON IS THE BIGGEST NIGGA WHO BIGGED AND SHIT JOHN FEEL?

by nigganigganiggaJAYnigga April 18, 2018

Brandon

Perfect,sweet,amazing guy,adorable,handsome, sexy
The guy whom Mckenna Loves more then anything.
Talented, Very Lovable, The Man whom McKenna will be with forever.

Brandon is so amazing, i love him. i hope this pefect man stays with me forever.?

by KennalovesBrandon January 31, 2009