Suicide Baiter

A definition for someone who actively encourages, or leads mentally struggling people to suicide, a person who supports the act of suicide.

Sometimes misused term for people who pose as suicidal/pretending to commit suicide.

"Michael was a terrible Suicide Baiter in the past. we still don't know how many lives he could have took."

by MY C0X N07 L0N6 November 21, 2022

boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage

Chocolate milk that comes in a box

I grabbed a box of boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage from the school cafeteria.

by Bobert Boberto December 29, 2017

The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist

The better a girl's pussy is, the more her partner will nut.

"My girlfriend is one hell of an alchemist. She made me cum more than I've ever did before."
"What?"
"Haven't you heard? 'The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist.'"

by JonJae October 9, 2018

Beiber Fever

"Beiber Fever" is your body's natural reaction to hearing and/or seeing anything remotely related to Justin Beiber (songs, posters, etc.). If you have a strong immune system you will only develop Beiber fever instead of getting sick in other, more fatal ways. Symptoms of Beiber Fever include coughing, unbearable gas, diarrhea, projectile vomiting, and severe depression. To cure Beiber Fever, simply expose yourself either to something that a heterosexual male would enjoy or some real music. Remedies take 1-2 minutes to take full effect.

Justin Beiber's songs have hit record sales, and with it a Beiber Fever epidemic is circling the globe. So far, about 2,300 have died world wide from listening to Beiber's over-rated, sub-par "music" and over 90,000 have been hospitalized.....

by Ov3r 9O0O January 5, 2011

betterfy

to both better and beautify, all at the same time.

miss bly and i seek to betterfy the world just by being in it.

by JoJoFunBun May 2, 2006

much better today

what you say to yourself and your loved ones after one night of horrible, shiveringly fitty, delusional anxiety triggered by current global developments.

I am much better today. I am much better today. I am ..

by Krkič March 18, 2020

Lick my beaters

"Licking the beaters" means to lick and/or suck the testicles generously. The testicles can be sucked in a dry state or fluid such as semen and/or brownie batter may be involved. The term comes from the act of licking egg beaters after mixing up a batch of something tasty, like brownie batter and/or semen.

Hey babycakes, if I dipped my junk in syrup would you come lick my beaters?

by JSmooth33 October 17, 2008