Scooby-Jew

The Jewish version of Scooby Doo

Selah-Shaggy went looking for Scooby-Jew at the Synagogue but didn’t have any luck finding. RUH ROH

by bigboidawgin101 August 11, 2022

Jesse Jew

A Jew that hates his own kind and is a Jesse.

Hey I’m not Jewish

Oh so ur a Jesse Jew?

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

mountin jew

a jew that lives in the mountains of assyira.

the mountin jew have been living in the Assyrian mountains for around 1000.

by jherfmj January 14, 2022

Saucy Jew

A saucy jew is a Jew who is so jew that Jews see a saucy jew and bee like wow jew jew jew jew

Jew 1: hey look a saucy jew

Jew 2: jew jew jew money money money

by Gobbleturkey June 5, 2022

A Jew Move

When a Jew does something very shady.

For ex: Rips you off.

You leave a review on their account and they serve you a seize and desist, although truthful, because of their hierarchy in the court rooms.

Fuck man! What a Jew Move!

by Dbs310 December 7, 2021

Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.

Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"

by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021

Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.

“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”

by Sappahire February 9, 2021