Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

butt bombs

When someone’s ass smells and they leave it in a specific area and it smells up the whole place. This usually means they need to shower and clean their ass.

“Bro you have butt bombs right now I would shower”

by Butt bomb master 420 June 28, 2020

butt raper

One who provides the ass fucking.

Oh man I raped you hard. I guess you could say I and a butt raper huh sis

by Not.Even.Asian. April 26, 2016

Granny butt

When a girl’s ass is lumpy or saggy

Hey bro, see the girl in the shorts, she has a total granny butt.

by Carson Trometer August 22, 2019

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014

Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

Clock Butt

When one twerks their ass in a rhythmic fashion. Used like a metronome to keep musical timing.

I was having trouble keeping time whilst playing the piano so I hollered to my bitch "Yo girl, gimme some clock butt".

by cryptoanon November 17, 2018