Homo-n-shit

Acting like a homosexual. Usually a disclaimer before doing something sexually questionable.

Hey bro, not homo-n-shit, but could you spray some suntan lotion on my back?

by Perm729 October 4, 2010

Eat Shit September

You eat shit on September.

Have you guys participated in Eat Shit September yet?

by anonymous November 11, 2021

shit on my windscreen

A statement of joy.

Shit on my windscreen that's awesome.

by jaqx0r December 11, 2010

MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER

CONSISTS OF multiple SEX ACTS done to a MANDATORY SHITEATER who has to do or has done to them at a MANDATORY SEX PARTY iwhich is MANDATORY to attend so you won't get arrested.

OK, do this guy in AFRICA had SHIT SMEARED everywhere by others all over their anatomy and ANAL ALAN the SHIT you just made the as the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER as at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY you will be told to take off all your clothes go to the STAGE where you are asked and hand the cannisters of SHIT too the STAGE EMCEE and the ones responsible will be the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARERS as all over your body you being the SHIT SMEAREE they will SMEAR SHIT and in order to GO IN DRY as you did they have to first let all the SHIT dry as they do have the SHIT FANS as you've seen them and by you ANAL ALAN standing where the SHIT HITS THE FAN. drying your SHIT and after all the SHIT DRIES you get TRAUMAUCKING A PEDOPHILE TREATMENT where they go in dry as the ASSH0LE has been prepared for the SEX ASSHOLE DICK BALLS ORGY at the SPORTS BAR where the origin of TICK TOCK SPLOTCH , TIK TOK SPLOTCH, TICK TOK SPLOTCH , and TIK TOCK SPLOTCH rule as well as you must MANDATORY CUM at the SEX PARTY.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 15, 2021

renouned shit talker

A person who's known for talking shit

Jayquan: Hey man did you talk to Jameson about that snicth problem we've been having with him?
Jaqez: Nah man that niggas a renouned shit talker.

by IT'STHATSWAGMONEYBITCH October 2, 2014

Flip two shits

When something is so amazing/surprising/disturbing that "Flipping a shit" is not adequate. The next level of "Shit flipping"

Ben: "Dude There's a half on sale on yellow chuck's at The Gap!"

Jimbo: "No need to flip two shits."

by Jacko Striker March 7, 2009

Bat shit crazy

When bats come at you and you get so scared you shit yourself

That homeless lady is always bat shit crazy

by Crazyazns March 15, 2018