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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

Ha! You definitely THINK that you are, don't ya?
Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"

Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"

Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"

Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"

Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"

Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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I might jazmin

by imightjazmin April 9, 2023
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F. R. I. E. N. D. S

The meaning for F. R. I. E. N. D. S is Future Relationship In End Never Dout Sidehoes (used for as a way to call your friends a sneaky link
They are just (F. R. I. E. N. D. S)
by F. R. I. E. N. D. S April 11, 2023
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I have Shabnam

An substitute for I have insert illegal disease or drug here.
oh no, i have Shabnam
Let’s get you to the hospital
by thecharacterwannie April 13, 2023
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I said Memphis

I said Memphis is used when you actually did something while your friend was there but doesn't believe you
"I legit hit that trickshot and you were there"

"Ur capping u did not do shit"
"You were watching me do it bro I said Memphis"
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I-ready

A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.
"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"

(Loud booing)

"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"

"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"

"I'd prefer the former."

"Same."

"Hey, y'all hear that?"

"Oh hey it's the shooter!"

The end. They never did their I-ready.
by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023
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