Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.

Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.

by Boopis the third January 21, 2021

cold thunder

A threat to a person that you’ll absolutely fuck them up

1: ur so stupid
2: shut up fuckass
1: you about to feel this cold thunder

by botnigs October 28, 2023

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.

Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014

Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 9, 2021

thunder cunted

To get totally wasted.

Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.

by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015

Thunder thighs

A person with big thighs that rub together.

“Look at her legs, she’s got thunder thighs!”

by aaalanaxxx July 9, 2024

fun thunder

when your side piece fucks so good the summer sunny day turns to hail rainy cray day

we just texting, talking smack, and boo, this weather is fun thunder, I gotta get indoors, “look at this , it’s ice in July… this shit is fun thunder”

by Allah Alan July 27, 2025