Mud-crabbing

When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.

I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.

by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024

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Sea Crabs

A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.

I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties

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oh are you also subscribed to slaper crab?

by Rbfroyo May 11, 2022

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When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

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When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

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The act of farting on someone while they are locked in a dog crate.

Ry locked himself in the dog crate, so I gave him a crab boil.

by Wonnmeister November 21, 2021

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When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.

My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!

by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024

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