e-sucking

sucking dick thro the internet

person 1: yo remember amber?

person 2: yeah, why?
person 1: she was e-sucking me the other day

by esucckingg July 28, 2019

Self suck

When you stretch your hammies, bend over, and give yourself oral pleasure.

Damn, is that Nick Wiger self sucking himself off?

by Nick Highger June 13, 2018

suck martin

When you brush your teeth with a mans dick

Ahh last night I suck martined To get the spinach out of my mouth

by Tony Jaboni November 15, 2013

The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...

When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...

by boomsmack August 21, 2009

sucks dirt

When a person is dead. Not the act of dying but the act of being dead and burried. Most often used in refference to a celebrity or world leader as in The Deviates song "They All Suck Dirt".

Sadat sucks dirt, he's been dead a week or two.

by Foster Lagoon August 18, 2006

Crescendo of Suck

When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.

Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them

Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.

by madworldradio October 15, 2009

Suck Puppy

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.

Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.

by RunTellThat555 January 6, 2019