Suck Walls

To be SOOOO tired that you could fall asleep at any moment and snore so hard that you suck in the walls!!!

I am SO tired that I could actually suck walls!

by simbajames March 17, 2010

The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...

When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...

by boomsmack August 21, 2009

Suck Bag

...a bag of sucks

A suck bag is a bag of sucks.

by Donkey-Bogner January 04, 2019

Suck Puppy

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.

Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.

by RunTellThat555 January 07, 2019

Crescendo of Suck

When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.

Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them

Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.

by madworldradio October 13, 2009

Self suck

When you stretch your hammies, bend over, and give yourself oral pleasure.

Damn, is that Nick Wiger self sucking himself off?

by Nick Highger June 06, 2018

suck martin

When you brush your teeth with a mans dick

Ahh last night I suck martined To get the spinach out of my mouth

by Tony Jaboni November 16, 2013