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Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair
by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018
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squirrel nibbles

The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.
Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.
by squirrelnibbler2011 August 20, 2011
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Squirrel

The little furry bastard that stole my FUCKING NUTS!
Person: Y u so mad

Me: That bastard squirrel stole my nuts again.
by WholesomeFUCKINchaos June 2, 2020
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Chiken-squirrel-man

It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º
How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º
by Creepy grendma December 4, 2016
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squirreling

The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.
On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.

In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.
by Ervty August 4, 2017
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squirrel

A mammal with a bushy tail
Typically very...interesting
Also very aggressive
Dug: Squirrel!
Carl: Pay attention.
by UncleMonty_01 January 29, 2023
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Squirrel

To be really annoying in skywars
this fucking squirrel
stop squirreling
by jdklfgreiop November 26, 2022
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