The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.
I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!
Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
by taxingtacos September 15, 2010
Get the Springer Shock mug.Similar to the highly contagious plague of senioritis, SpringQuarterItis is the lesser acknowledged but equally potent phenomenon of academic apathy that afflicts freshmen through seniors alike in the Spring quarter.
Symptoms include reduced GPA, an influx of self-referential jokes regarding the aforementioned, and a steep drop in shit's being given. Side effects range from promiscuity, solidification of friendships, and a more relaxed college atmosphere.
Symptoms include reduced GPA, an influx of self-referential jokes regarding the aforementioned, and a steep drop in shit's being given. Side effects range from promiscuity, solidification of friendships, and a more relaxed college atmosphere.
Professor- The class average was a 64%. Your next midterm is coming up in 3 weeks so I suggest some of you try to get your act together.
Class- *collective yawn, shuffle out of room to go play frisbee or take a nap*
Professor- *nostalgic sigh* I remember my first SpringQuarterItis...
Class- *collective yawn, shuffle out of room to go play frisbee or take a nap*
Professor- *nostalgic sigh* I remember my first SpringQuarterItis...
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