Similar to the highly contagious plague of senioritis
, SpringQuarterItis is the lesser acknowledged but equally potent phenomenon of academic apathy that afflicts freshmen through seniors alike in the Spring quarter.
Symptoms include reduced GPA, an influx of self-referential jokes regarding the aforementioned, and a steep drop in shit's being given. Side effects range from promiscuity, solidification of friendships, and a more relaxed college atmosphere.
Professor- The class average was a 64%. Your next midterm is coming up in 3 weeks so I suggest some of you try to get your act together.
Class- *collective yawn, shuffle out of room to go play frisbee or take a nap*
Professor- *nostalgic sigh* I remember my first SpringQuarterItis...