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monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.
"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022
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Ice Yo'self

To get into the mindframe where you are creating and making STUFF! Also can be used when telling a friend to just chill out and not overanylyse a situation
You just forget about that guy and ice yo'self

Come around to mine,I got paint and canvas. We can get iced.
by bambeana November 19, 2007
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Tower of Self-Centeredness

When someone is being extremely egoistic, they think/speak/act from their tower of self-centeredness
Sam: If I cannot get it, I don't know how anyone can get it.
John: Ok Sam, let me know when you get down from your tower of self-centeredness

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His tower of self-centeredness is so high that he looks at other people as ants
by selfcenteredguy July 28, 2010
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Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie
Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.
by RamonaX June 27, 2014
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Suck Yo Self September

If you are worthy you must spend the entirety gaining the mental stability and physical resilience to make your lower torso meet your kissers
(Must be possible by the end)
Guy 1:Suck yo Self September?
Guy 2:yea that’s how I broke my back
by Buddha’s left nipple November 7, 2018
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Cell number selfie

To send a selfie with your cell phone number written on a sheet of paper to prevent being catfish.
Could you send me a cell number selfie so I can know this is really you in the pictures.
by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018
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who shart them self

J.D Mac Shartband killed 86 people
who shart them self? stop sharting yay
by God Clan May 10, 2019
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