roflmao and salad sandwich 

a well rounded serving of laughter

"wow that part time pirate just slipped on a banana peel into a pool of bad-tempered mutated sea bass equipped with lazers"

"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"

roflmao and salad sandwich by rocktard November 11, 2008

fruit salad 

"fruit salad, yummy yummy, fruit salad, yummy yummy, the firts step peela banna, the 2 step put in some grapes, the third step, put in some apples and put a melon on ur plate! fruit salad, yummy yummy, fruit salad, yummy yummy, the first step eat up bananas, the 2 step eat up ur grapes, the third step eat up ur apples nad eat the melons off ur plate!" FRUIT SALAD.......... an annoying song by the wiggles, that has been stuck in my head 4 months now. :-(

every time hear the words "fruit salad" i get RELE hungry. that show hypnotized me 2 fruit salad some how. and when i eat it i can never stop eatin it!!!! :-(

fruit salad by letters March 25, 2004

Girl Salad 

When many girls come together and do things such as pile together into what appears to be a giant salad made up of only girls. No carrots. Nothing like that. Just girls. Just salad. Just a girl salad. All girl. All salad. All girl salad.

"Cool guys! Cool. You're cool, right? Yeah, Uh Huh. Cunt. Cunt. Flappy cunt. Old cunt? Ooooh. Fifteen year cunt. Niceeee! Gonna go make a girl salad? Yeah? Cool. Awesome. You're awesome."

Girl Salad by Vanderhoof November 24, 2009

caesar salad 

The act of ejaculating in one's anus and then tossing their salad afterwards

John enjoyed the caesar salad soon after he ejaculated in Bob.

caesar salad by Caesar Salad Lover October 18, 2009

Phallic Salad

The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.

Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...

Phallic Salad by e-rips January 5, 2004

toyota salad 

When a drive is driving with his legs and a chick eats out his ass while using her feet to press the pedals.

The other night Mrs. Sackett gave Travis Penning a toyota salad.

toyota salad by Lloyd's April 21, 2006

Creep Salad 

A total creeper. Someone who acts creepily toward you.

"Ew, he followed me! Creep salad."
"That creep salad is annoying me."

Creep Salad by shaniawesome February 11, 2009