purple heart 

Jumping on the grenade at the bar, even though it was nowhere near being a sacrifice for your buddies. You still get the medal for bravery.

Bro you totally deserve a purple heart for that grenade you jumped on at the bar

purple heart by not_tanner October 11, 2014

purple dank 

Bomb-ass weed from some mysterious country (perhaps jamaica?) that will knock you flat on your ass. It's said that only the biggest pot-heads are worthy to smoke it, and only the richest mutha-fuckas can afford it.

Charlie- Hey Coker, what weed you sellin'?

Coker- I got that purple dank.

Charlie- Damn son! You 'bout to make a dime! Can you cut a brother a deal?

Coker- Fuck you! I's tryin to run a business!

purple dank by coke-head December 15, 2008

purple mushroom 

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

purple mushroom by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

purple headed bloom fairy 

a male's statue that is below the waistline and above the knees, usually called the penis or erected or flacid male genetalia also known as a dick.

I stuck my purple headed bloom fairy in her vertical bacon smile.

purple headed bloom fairy by Will B February 24, 2004

purple powerplant 

a big bud pot plant it has a high thc with puple flowers and is very sticky ass buds sweet ahhh to the tast with a very earthy clean after tast good for the frist timer go thing to start up a bud project good for growing in greenhouse and apt liveing it growns like a weed funny yup but it hard to get around here in

wow dude you the purple power plant fire it up and let it fly send me to the moon purple rock it man i like to eat the flower man wow man smart grow here nice to see the purple powerplant take root it starting to sprout leafs soon it will be high as your eye then you will be high

purple powerplant by hotdogdealer October 15, 2008

purple poke 

When you have an erection and you poke somebody else in the anus accidentally.

Squeak purple poked Chad when he saw Jim taking off his shirt.

purple poke by john backsnow May 13, 2006

purple headed microphone 

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

purple headed microphone by Paul Daley May 15, 2008