Mushroom Pie

A situation where a man has sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, who at some point miscarries her child on the penis of the man.

I thought it was weird enough having sex with a pregnant girl, but then we made a mushroom pie... I still haven't gotten it all out of the sheets.

by Renee D November 14, 2007

Cheese Pie

The act of deliberately making a false statement, in the hope someone will correct you, so you can then shout 'Cheese pie!'

"I love that When You're Gone song by Bryan Adams and Mel B", "errrr actually it was Bryan Adams and Mel C", "Cheese pie"

by CLARENCE69 July 7, 2011

Strawberry Cream Pie

When a female on her period is penetrated and receives splooge inside her vagina. The result is a strawberry cream pie that oozes out of the vagina.

Heidi proudly displayed her strawberry cream pie after Hans shot his load inside of her menstruating vagina.

by Lobstah Man2 July 11, 2010

Alaskan Cream Pie

An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.

I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.

by dickbutt August 27, 2012

Thigh pie

A thigh pie is what happens when a woman of considerable weight sits down and her thighs press together in a manner as to look like a vagina.

"Excuse me, miss, I can see your thigh pie." ~Daniel Tosh

by Nofat Chicks June 28, 2011

Custard Pie

The act of urinating and ejaculating in unison

Dude I did the craziest custard pie last night, cum and piss flew everywhere

by Mr.Stonk & Big Tuna July 15, 2021

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009