criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006

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Crossed Eyes

You know beer goggles. Yea, like that but you're cross faded

Javier: Fuck bro I'm so cross faded

Anders: damn dude

Javier: Remy is so hot right now

Andres: Do you have crossed Eyes for her?

by RJtheFruit July 20, 2019

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Naughty and Crosses

The naughts and crosses equivalent of strip poker, naughty and crosses is a situation where you play naughts and crosses and the loser of each round takes off a piece of clothing.

“We should spice things up tonight...”
“You're so right! Let's play naughty and crosses!”

by C L G February 5, 2021

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El Paso Border Crossing

A sex act consisting of a rim-job performed through a chain-link fence. This is one part of the {El Paso Roundup}.

The girl ran out of gas on the highway and is willing to give an El Paso Border Crossing in return for some gasoline.

by Choochfactor June 3, 2018

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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

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cross body

When you fuck a girl from the back with your right hand on her left love handle and, your left on her right.

“i cross bodied the fuck out of that hoe”
“ i fucked her and you already know i hit her with those cross body (proceeds to air hump with his hands crossed over)”

by loverboyyyy321 August 16, 2022

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