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officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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officate

To be in charge/control of a very special something.
She is going to officate the basktball game.
by PussyIsGood May 7, 2018
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Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .
Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.
by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018
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Office Works

The term office work means that you have gotten away with something without a superior parent or guardian finding out of the action you secretly carried out
Oh yea the boys I just pulled the biggest office works
by Dareen123 March 14, 2018
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Officially Vortex

Officially Vortex or Sebastian is a man who has a beautiful voice. He is a British man who claims to have a voice that sounds like a old man but is losing to himself. He though has also been rumored to be a waifu but he says he is not since that is gay yet people say it is not since they say no homo.
Do you see that person claiming to be a old man since his voice sounds cool he must be a officially Vortex
by logan Jake Paul April 7, 2018
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office pet

A nickname for a person in the office whom you have a strong affinity for. Your office sweetheart.
Always knew I could count on you- office pet.
by anonymouslypostedby April 3, 2018
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officership

The phenomenon of appearing overly aggressive or assertive.
Why is he being such a dick?

He's not, it's officership.
by LecheroMan May 15, 2018
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