Noah

Noah is a man with the most massive penis. Any woman (rayne) who’s lucky enough for that penis is going to be the happiest woman in the world.

“Dude”
“What”
“Noah has a massive penis”
“I know”

by Idk Haylee calls me dumb tho September 12, 2025

Noah

My boyfriend. He is so amazing and just knows exactly how to make me feel better. He is always thinking of different ways to surprise me. He keeps the spark alive and is sexy as hell. I love to watch him do anything.

Omg did you see Noah?
yes he is so sexy!

by strawberrymasa September 13, 2025

Noah

Noah is tall and lives for only one person Rachel. She can be a bitch to him but they always get back together

Noah go she Rachel

by Jeff Bobby Rizz Huzz October 8, 2025

Noah

someone who grinds Fortnite way too much.

this kid is such a Noah, he is level 1000!

by jahar mohamed March 4, 2026

Noah

Noah is a piece of shit and a dumbass that gets no bitches. Noah will also commonly cause people to dry heave.

Person: oh look there’s Noah!
Literally everyone: *gags*

by #1NoahHater October 15, 2025

Noah

Great guy but also acts like a prostitute (isn't really)

Man your acting like a real Noah

by Snugz47 October 30, 2025

Noah

Noah is the boy who you adore with your whole heart. He’s smart, kind, and especially attractive. He may be a little weird, but his weird side will always be your favorite. Once Noah walks into your life, you’ll struggle to get him off your mind. He’s popular but he doesn’t know it. He’s attractive but he doesn’t see that side of him. Noah is the boy you someday, will fall in love with.

(for u konezy <3)

I love Noah, he’s so handsome

by dani-the-lover-girl<3 November 4, 2025