Jacob is a amazing guy but shy at first and not very social but has some friends and most Jacobs are a loving fiend and would make a awesome boyfriend and us awesome at cuddling Jacob lives to hang out with his friends a lot but most Jacobs are lonely looking for someone to spoil and love so if u know a Jacob don’t let him go and don’t get in his bad side he’s not afraid to fight and will do anything for his friends and anything to get the girl he likes to fall in live with him so if u know one don’t let them go never let them go Jacob is also funny always puts a smile on someone’s face and is a lady’s man to and if u are to date a Jacob he would never let u go and will love u till the day u die and once his heart gets Brocken it will take a while to get over it cause at the end of it all he wants is someone to love. Jacobs are very athletic to and it means a lot if u come to there sports games
Jacob: hi how are u
girl: hi I am good hbu
Jacob: good
girl: that’s good
Jacob:are u drake?
Girl: no why?
jacob: because it was gods plan for us to be together
girl: hi I am good hbu
Jacob: good
girl: that’s good
Jacob:are u drake?
Girl: no why?
jacob: because it was gods plan for us to be together
by No u friend June 1, 2020
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(also he has a tiny penis)
(also he has a tiny penis)
jacob robinson:completed the hard campaighn
bob:kool
arfter school bob loked at jacobs achivments and noticed jacob robinson had only played on easy
the next day...
bob:you lier
jacob robinson: what
bob: you didn`t complete the hard campaighn
jacob robinson: i know it was to hard
bob:kool
arfter school bob loked at jacobs achivments and noticed jacob robinson had only played on easy
the next day...
bob:you lier
jacob robinson: what
bob: you didn`t complete the hard campaighn
jacob robinson: i know it was to hard
by steveee96 September 24, 2011
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Than, resting your head/neck on the floor, you use your hands / arms to hold your back and ass directly up in the air with your legs off to the side of your torso.
You than wait until the perfect moment of combustion. Pushing will all your might you spray a large fountain of diarrhea into your mouth and onto your face.
- the stream of diarrhea must reach at least over two feet of air to legally be considered a "wet jacob"
Than, resting your head/neck on the floor, you use your hands / arms to hold your back and ass directly up in the air with your legs off to the side of your torso.
You than wait until the perfect moment of combustion. Pushing will all your might you spray a large fountain of diarrhea into your mouth and onto your face.
- the stream of diarrhea must reach at least over two feet of air to legally be considered a "wet jacob"
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