Russian Hat

A ridiculously hairy vagina.
Next thing I new I was balls deep in a "Russian Hat."
by Triple Double Dipper September 12, 2008
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Fag Hat

1. a malapropism for the word faggot
2. a ridiculous hat that makes someone look gay
1. That guy has a really nice fag hat
by smacktheweasel July 20, 2010
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ass hat

hey baby do u have the ass hat in so hot and bothered

hey big boy u cant have non of this unles you have an ass hat
by goose May 20, 2003
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Twat hat

1)NOUN : "twat hat" is a insult which is used when not wanting to risk your reputation, job oppurtunities, or school grades. A good substitute to assshole and slag bag

2)NOUN : the twat hat does not exsist as a physical object, but as a figment of the insultor or insultees imagionation.
(student to teacher) " AN F!!?? I studied for weeks!! what are you a twat hat or something?!"
by Sazamassive July 06, 2006
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dipsy hat

a hat that is usually worn by men/boys... a cap that is slanted and usually n/y make or something similar
"yo, your dipsy hat man is banging"
"cheers b, ny init"!!!...lol
by XoxFresh2DefxoX February 02, 2008
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Ass Hat

A pair of pants. AKA: The hat of an ass.
"You are an ass hat!" "I'm a pair of pants?"
by UmmmHello?! May 07, 2012
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crooked hat

A slang term used by fundamentalist Americans to describe a demographic of impressionable youth culture who demonstrate their attraction to popular rebellion by wearing their headgear in a manner that does not protect them from the sun.

Traditionally single males between the ages of 13 and 30 with no disposable income, but they dispose of it anyway. Instead of buying groceries they'll buy fast food, and instead of paying rent they live with others. Their excessive time and limited money goes into clothes, video games, movies, alcohol, pot, and minimum payments on a loan for a car that doesn't run.
"I went to go see the new Jason Statham movie, and a bunch of crooked hats were behind me yelling 'Ohh snap!' like every 5 minutes."

"I went to see the new The Fast and the Furious movie, but I couldn't see the screen over all the gold stickers on the crooked hat's crooked hats."

"I went to go see the new Gerard Butler movie, but I couldn't hear anything over the sound of all the crooked hats fapping to the sight of him."

"I went to pick up the new Call of Duty/Halo/Battlefield/ any FPS but I had to stand in a line of crooked hats and listen to them talk about how much they smoke weed, fuck bitches, and rape lives in video games. The seconds were like hours."
by Blank-Disk April 06, 2013
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