smacktheweasel's definitions

smack the weasel

a euphemism meaning masturbation

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel

by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011

Dance with the devil

To dance with the devil is when you need to take a dump but you are not sure if there is enough toilet paper, but you go for it anyways.

I just had a Dance with the devil, and somehow I won

by smacktheweasel October 28, 2010

Krap

A derogatory word for someone who is of mixed Korean/Japanese Heritage. Korean + Japanese

That girl over there is a Krap, her father is japanese and her mother is korean.

by smacktheweasel August 14, 2010

Fag Hat

1. a malapropism for the word faggot
2. a ridiculous hat that makes someone look gay

1. That guy has a really nice fag hat

by smacktheweasel July 20, 2010