Umbrella Hopping

The act of running between friend's umbrellas on a rainy day quickly to avoid getting wet. Often used to get across school commons/courtyards, parking lots, or even quick walks across the street.

I was Umbrella Hopping the whole way across the parking lot!

by AnnLovely May 25, 2011

cavern hopper

a person that gets turned on by huge vaginas

I heard Ted fucked Cheryl last night, that nasty slut will fuck ANYONE. He's such a cavern hopper!

by pussytoast69 August 6, 2011

grinder hopping

1. verb: the act of vigorously rubbing yourself up and down a female, particularly near or on her no-no parts

2. verb: to go from one Grinders restaurant to another while staying at each restaurant for no longer than 1.5 hours

1. I am going to go grinder hopping on Amanda's inner thigh after work.

2. I'm hungry. Let's go grinder hopping for lunch.

by ricktheruler48 May 1, 2012

Clam Hopper

A dude that thinks he is all that but really isn't jack shit.

Matt needs to stop being such a clam hopper.

by Rainey508 July 6, 2012

poppa hoppa

A term used for a woman who has children with two or more men.

Yo mama aint nothin but a dirty poppa hoppa. or Aint no one want to marry no stank ass poppa hoppa, or Your poppa hoppa ass aint gettin me! or Q."How did she afford that?" A. "She a poppa hoppa, got all that child support."

by BBLood January 22, 2013

table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013

swine hopper

One who enjoys having sex with fat chicks.

Yo, johnny is a swine hopper.
He never goes after the thin ones

by uncle meatster December 8, 2013