Clubbing his beef

To club ones beef.

To masturbate aggressively ie to bash one out.

Paul was clubbing his beef, whilst watching "hot fuzz and the hairy muff".

by 44chemkpse May 20, 2008

bag his lunch

doing the favor of masturbating in a condom for a hungry fag.

after an early morning without breakfast the fag asked me to bag his lunch.

by American Whitner November 27, 2007

Ukrainian hi 5

an excruciating backhand to the testicles.

Ukrainian hi 5 must be shouted for best effect.

Robbie was hit by a Ukrainian hi 5 and is now infertile.

by jebz m January 24, 2011

pulling his wire

pulling his wire , dreaming about the opposite sex but being forever alone

Fletch spent most of his teenage years dreaming about girls but in reality his main hobby was pulling his wire.

Butty claimed to be polishing his trumpet but Fletch knew deep down he was pulling his wire.

by Funkleburger November 21, 2013

his head exploded

a term used as an exlamation to end a story at a random point

why did the chicken cross the road?
cause his heads exploded!!!!!!!!!

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

rocked his world

1. To own someone so utterly and decisively that his basic assumptions of the nature of reality change.
2. To inflict, impose, or otherwise assert awesomeness upon someone else.

"150 pound guy beat up a 250 pound lardass last night.. COMPLETELY rocked his world"

"Pantera rocks my world."

by Luke Stephens April 22, 2006

chuck his pants

verb.

To have someone fling their pants at you, or towards you, in a manner that means they like you.

Keira Knightley was asked, "Are you getting more attention from guys now after the film 'King Arthur'?" and she responded, "I havn't had anyone chucking their pants at me!"

Hey Marie, do you think he would ever chuck his pants at me one day?

by Marie Genovese October 9, 2008