Texas Hammer Stick

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.

Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."

by Jonny Jimboy November 11, 2010

Tristan Hamm

Someone who means the world to certain people but he doesn't see it' he pushes them out of his life. Though hes got more issues sharing his feelings then anyone known to man' he's sweet handsome and funny. He loves anything to do with video games and computers. Only the coolest person youll meet. can have a temper but he gets over things he'll grow up to be some awesome person and will have an amazing family. Should never stop smiling, because his smiles adorable.

Tristan Hamm: i have an amazing smile
Tristan: i like ham and pineapple pizza annd mcDoubles
Tristan: likes to have a good time
Tristan: needs to stop worrying about what people think of him
Tristan: .....james bond mission in school canteen

by sorrynotavailable August 14, 2011

meat hammer boy

A guy that loves large love sticks inside his poopmaker,probably a Jew named Brendan

Brendan is such a meat hammer boyyyyy

by A guy who hates Brendan February 15, 2014

let the hammer fly

when ever the task at hand is accomplished

chad: you think i should have sex with this girl

randy: yes i would let the hammer fly

by ol boy July 1, 2009

matthew's holy hammer

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides

Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.

by St.damien February 21, 2014

hebrew hammer

the hebrew hammer is Andrew Rosenthal he ushally tends to chill with JBM1023 on teh l33t xb0x @ll d@y.

"we need backup - backup what kind? uhmmm were gunna need the uhmmmm...hebrew hammer....WHAT!? the hebrew hammer only comes out in certain cercumstances. this is the circumstance. so wiat you need the hammer? YES NAO!!!!!!!

by teh l33t hax June 5, 2009

hammer head

when the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis is stretched forward, then twirled and folded tightly to give the penis the appearance of a hammer head shark

bogart: matt that is nasty
matt: respect the hammer head!

by crocock May 14, 2009