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granties

Noun

A combination of "granny"/"grandma" and "panties".

1. Large underwear usually worn by old women/fat transvestites. Made of cotton (because it breathes) or a fat-holding-in material (like lycra or spandex), granties typically begin directly under the breasts and cover the entire ass (and sometimes thighs) and come in white, nude, or pastel floral prints.
2. The chastity belt of the modern age. Worn by a woman when there is no chance of them being seen by a potential sexual partner or to encourage abstinence.
3. Underwear that your mother buys you because, let's face it, her ass is down to her knees and she hasn't gotten laid in years so she really doesn't know any better.

See Also: granny panties.
-Wow Erica, those are some massive granties you've got on there...
-Shut up cuntbag, my mom bought them for me!
-Where'd she get those... the toilet store?
-No, Wal-Mart.(insert sad face)
-Sexy.
-I'm never going to get laid. (insert sad face)
-You're right.

-You're not going out, are you?
-Yes mom, I have a date.
-Oh my, what underwear are you wearing?
-A thong.
-Oh no you're not! Go change into some granties first!
-Oh mom, do I have to?
-Yes, you filthy whore. I don't want some illegitimate grandchildren to raise because you can't keep your legs shut.
-MOTHER!
-Hey, if my mom had made me change my underwear when I was your age we wouldn't be having this discussion... because you wouldn't have been born and I would have graduated high school. Now get in there and change before I whip your ass!
by Suckasaurus Rex September 1, 2008
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Grafter

The art of grafting, or beign a grafter, is to put extreme effort into attracting or scoring with the opposite sex (or same sex for homosexuals). Usually performed by people of a desperate nature, in need of sexual activity, or just to flirt with the other sex.
Person 1: Did you see those half-naked pics Emily put on Facebook?

Person 2: Yeah, shes such a grafter!
by TopGrafter October 17, 2010
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Related Words

Granty

A great aunt. An aunt who is acting as a grandmother.

I made this term up when I was acting as a grandmother to my great nephew...it's a special status as an "aunt". Kids have aunts and great aunts, so this gives the great aunts a special name.
My niece had 3 children and now I am a "granty".
by Aspenstar July 17, 2010
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ganto

1.a creepy guy
2.one who thinks he is a "pimp" or "a ladies man" but is far from it in reality.
Lee is a ganto. He is so scary and stalkerlike.
by Brisey September 24, 2008
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graft

1.) Verb. A more modern and extended version of swot (i.e., to study, particularly in preparation for a test or exam).

2.) Noun. Hard work.
1.) I went to the library to start grafting for my finals.

2.) Gee, climbing Table Mountain is a serious graft.
by Xaviana December 1, 2003
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Snowy Giantess Rp

A game on roblox with lots of Giant Women and its very pog.
Guy-1 "Hey man You wanna play a rp game? Guy-2 "Yeah dude lets play Snowy Giantess Rp and see Giantesses!"
by ToxicSoul1 March 20, 2021
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grafting

to feel breasts for prolonged period of time
Man, im tired after all that grafting!
by Mr G January 19, 2004
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