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Spruce Goose 

Widely known to be a play on words for the originating term "Spruce Moose" from the Simpsons episode "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Season 5; Episode 10.

"This was the pivotal episode which the scene where the "Spruce Moose", an absurdly tiny wooden plane Burns makes in the episode, is a parody of Hughes' impractically enormous wooden plane has been proven to have foreshadowed every every television show before and after conception of the television and is widely speculated to have been the original idea behind the design of the Lightbulb invented by Thomas Edison 1878 and electricity itself" - Ian Branch
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"what you doin after school with mary jane? GOOSE?!"
"Yup, I GOOSED those already"
goose by goosing May 25, 2007
Goosing is the act of pulling out your dick and wacking said female in the face. Though this term can be used by anyone, it in standard situations calls for an older male sportscaster (ie Goose Givens) and a 14 year old girl.
Man, I goosed Sara Nardella last night.
Yah he was passed out and I goosed him good.
Goose by S-Killa May 1, 2006

monogamous goose 

- Hey Heather, from now on you're going to call Clayton "monogamous goose."
- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!
monogamous goose by Lil' Jon K April 21, 2004
A loving word for mother.

Derived from Mother Goose.
Son: Hey Goose how are you?
Mother: Better than you after what I just found out you did!
Goose by Vibro March 7, 2011
1. to get beaten, pushed, or pwned by a Goon or member of a Goon Squad

2. to have slept with a Goon or member of a Goon Squad
1. that motherfucker got verbally gooned!
2. that chick totally got gooned last night.
Gooned by 0000000000001 February 16, 2009
to back down from ,to step back:to pussy out of doing something
dude u gooned out of goin in her pants u cornhole
gooned by nick g April 28, 2005