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Aunt Mary's Goat 

a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.
My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!
Related Words
goat Goated goatse goating goatfuck goat fucker goatee Goatman goaty goat boy

escape goat

"Escape goat" was said on-air in 2002 by UK Big Brother reality show contestent Jade Goody. Scorned by millions, usage picked up, and now it's widely said, by some knowingly aware of the joke, but others unknowingly. The mistake vaguely makes sense because people looking for a "scapegoat" are trying to "escape" blame.
"They were trying to use me as an escape goat," said Jade.
escape goat by geoffreyt February 20, 2009

milk the goat 

1) n. radical skateboarding move in which the rider leaps over an animal while the board runs under the animal. Care should be taken that the animal is not particularly skittish. By extension "milk the steel goat" is the same move but a car is employed instead of an animal.

2) v. sexual euphemism.
Yo! Dude! Check out the Great Dane! Time for a milk the goat! Wanna watch?

Uhhh. You mean the noun, right?
milk the goat by gnostic1 January 21, 2011

fay-goat 

a licentious man resembling an elf (derived from the words fay, meaning resembling an elf, and goat, a man lacking legal or moral restraints)
That fay-goat could stand some moral restraints!
fay-goat by RobertOldhead March 25, 2007

leaky lil goat 

N- A leaky lil Goat is formed by placing your cock and balls between your legs(ie: Fruitbasket)bending over and urinating.
Origin: A CSU Pueblo hippy tree-hugger term derived from a hippy tree hugger song written by a hippy tree-hugger.
Syn: Juicy fruit basket
Two fellas rock climbing
fella 1: Hey its not suposed to rain today.
fella 2: (looks up)That ain't rain, Its Greg's Leaky Lil Goat. You fucking MeatGazer.

Cunt Goat 

a cunt is a whore. a goat is an animal. put it together.. whoreanimal.. :D get it. Cunt Goat
@SexJelena's Word is Cunt Goat she calls all her haters that. DON'T STEAL IT!
Cunt Goat by Sasha Smith July 5, 2011