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Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.
Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*
by prideguy69 October 29, 2021
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Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019
mugGet the Perv Glassesmug.

chew glass

Dealing with something difficult and painful
Expression: I heard some say I gained weight when I’m on a diet, I’m gonna chew glass

My professor said I had to get my paper due by 12pm tonight, my computer died and didn’t save the file, I’m gonna chew glass

If I had to pick between Ana de armas

Or Sydney Sweeney I’d rather chew glass
by truelove00 March 5, 2025
mugGet the chew glassmug.

Upstate Shot Glass

When a female excretes her feminine juices after an intense sexual intercourse session into her partners belly-button and then slurps up said juices like a shot glass after

Originating in Upstate NY specifically Rochester NY
Yo bro…Tammy gave me an Upstate Shot Glass after we did it last night
by Db 33 January 8, 2023
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Glass Syndrome

A pedophile who knowingly and willingly engages in sexual activity with minors but refuses to acknowledge their mistake and take responsibility by dodging and deflecting questions and evidence.

Or..

A pedophile who refuses to acknowledge another pedophile's actions, knowing that if they do, they will be labeled as such.
Timothy is dodging responsibility for speaking to a minor; he must have Glass Syndrome.
by Moon&Soot April 4, 2025
mugGet the Glass Syndromemug.

piss glass

As referring to something so cring it can't be described with words.
Saying piss glass is a way to tell you just can't describe it
-among us sussy sex
-piss glass
-what?
by Mong us October 11, 2021
mugGet the piss glassmug.

glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.
Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.
by Understatements January 8, 2019
mugGet the glass salutemug.

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